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Posted by bret2775 on 8/16/2010 10:20:00 AM (view original):
"Our balls don't have dimples" got shot down due to HR issues
dimpballs then?
8/16/2010 10:22 AM
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Posted by bret2775 on 8/16/2010 10:15:00 AM (view original):
Also, I need a team name for a volleyball team....ready, go!
The Serverts.
8/16/2010 10:26 AM
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there was just an accident on the highway right by my office where the driver was killed because they ran into a tractor-trailer carrying rebar and the rebar went pretty much through the entire vehicle on the driver side.
8/16/2010 10:58 AM
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Now whatever building gets made with that rebar will be haunted by the ghost of the driver.
8/16/2010 11:02 AM
tylermathias
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Rebar is one of those words that gets weird if you keep repeating it.
8/16/2010 11:03 AM
antonsirius
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All words get weird if you keep repeating them.
8/16/2010 11:06 AM
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Posted by antonsirius on 8/16/2010 11:02:00 AM (view original):
Now whatever building gets made with that rebar will be haunted by the ghost of the driver.
Maybe that rebar has already killed before, at the steel plant or loading facility. And maybe this is not the last death it will touch. Killer rebar.
8/16/2010 11:14 AM
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Posted by antonsirius on 8/16/2010 11:06:00 AM (view original):
All words get weird if you keep repeating them.
Nah.  Or at least not as weird.  Everything's relative.
8/16/2010 11:18 AM
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Final Rebarstination.
8/16/2010 11:18 AM
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So, TM, with Utley and Howard back in short order, and being 2 back in the division and tied for the WC, what misfortune do you expect to befall the Phils this week?
8/16/2010 11:20 AM
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Bret 666th post was about death.
8/16/2010 11:25 AM
AlCheez
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I'd be a bit concerned about an omen, but it's bret, and he's been defying the odds for years as it is.
8/16/2010 11:27 AM
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oh crap
8/16/2010 11:32 AM
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Posted by AlCheez on 8/16/2010 11:20:00 AM (view original):
So, TM, with Utley and Howard back in short order, and being 2 back in the division and tied for the WC, what misfortune do you expect to befall the Phils this week?
I don't like the karma of guessing at that, but I'm sure it will be something.
8/16/2010 11:37 AM
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Posted by tylermathias on 8/16/2010 11:18:00 AM (view original):
Posted by antonsirius on 8/16/2010 11:06:00 AM (view original):
All words get weird if you keep repeating them.
Nah.  Or at least not as weird.  Everything's relative.
So are you my sixth cousin or something?
8/16/2010 11:42 AM
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