| | Record | User |
|---|
| Goals | 544 - THE CURSE II | captaincrnch |
| 482 - Crimson Jihad | neuter |
| 475 - HabFan3075 | therumourgod |
| | Record | User |
|---|
| Assists | 888 - THE CURSE II | captaincrnch |
| 782 - Crimson Jihad | neuter |
| 780 - HabFan3075 | therumourgod |
| | Record | User |
|---|
| Points | 1432 - THE CURSE II | captaincrnch |
| 1264 - Crimson Jihad | neuter |
| 1255 - HabFan3075 | therumourgod |
| | Record | User |
|---|
| Plus/Minus | 1103 - Crimson Jihad | neuter |
| 922 - Danny Boy! | fisty |
| 900 - AlienConvention71095 | pubmonkey |
| | Record | User |
|---|
| Most Penalty Mins | 10348 - Bruise Brothers Ride Again | amancam |
| 10111 - HELL'S NIGHTMARE 2 | coolmoris00 |
| 9798 - HELL'S NIGHTMARE | coolmoris00 |
| | Record | User |
|---|
| Fewest Penalty Mins | 126 - Obtuse Angels | god_mike |
| 156 - What's a PK? | god_mike |
| 174 - WAYNE'S ANGELS | coolmoris00 |
| | Record | User |
|---|
| Shots on Goal | 3172 - Winging it again. | rk2oo1 |
| 3086 - THE CURSE II | captaincrnch |
| 3068 - HabFan3075 | therumourgod |
| | Record | User |
|---|
| Shooting % | 17.9 - Crimson Jihad | neuter |
| 17.9 - HabFan3072 | therumourgod |
| 17.8 - Leaf me alone! | wheels68 |
| | Record | User |
|---|
| PP Goals | 218 - THE CURSE II | captaincrnch |
| 165 - Dog Pile | dhemsley |
| 157 - A Couple of Decent Guys | god_mike |
| | Record | User |
|---|
| SH Goals | 94 - A Man Short | amancam |
| 53 - Were Gonna Fight | billingsby |
| 48 - HELL'S NIGHTMARE 2 | coolmoris00 |
| | Record | User |
|---|
| Wins | 77 - Crimson Jihad | neuter |
| 72 - I Want Candy | jkhattar |
| 72 - Blocked Shot | bdoll |
| | Record | User |
|---|
| Losses | 82 - WELCOME TO THE WOODS | birdfem |
| 82 - PIMsters | nickhb |
| 81 - Bruise Brothers Ride Again | amancam |
| | Record | User |
|---|
| Overtime Losses | 17 - Laniard the Spaniard | suzanny |
| 17 - backfire | sausagelips |
| 17 - Chalet 3000 | kirby1mi |
| | Record | User |
|---|
| Save % | 93.6 - Danny Boy! | fisty |
| 92.6 - The Brothers Esposito | golliwog67 |
| 92.4 - Mar Mostro | camp430 |
| | Record | User |
|---|
| Shutouts | 33 - Danny Boy! | fisty |
| 23 - Olympic Fever | jjihad |
| 22 - Cryptic Crusaders | mkate |
| | Record | User |
|---|
| Penalty Killing % | 93.4 - Danny Boy! | fisty |
| 92.3 - the yarbs!! | sausagelips |
| 92.2 - boise angels | sausagelips |
| | Record | User |
|---|
| Power Play % | 78.0 - THE CURSE II | captaincrnch |
| 64.0 - A Couple of Decent Guys | god_mike |
| 57.9 - Dog Pile | dhemsley |
| | Record | User |
|---|
| Standing Points | 154 - Crimson Jihad | neuter |
| 146 - A7x | jakyll |
| 145 - I Want Candy | jkhattar |
| | Record | User |
|---|
| Saves | 5665 - HELL'S NIGHTMARE 4 | coolmoris00 |
| 5616 - HELL'S NIGHTMARE 3 | coolmoris00 |
| 5434 - HELL'S NIGHTMARE | coolmoris00 |
| | Record | User |
|---|
| Goals For | 549 - THE CURSE II | captaincrnch |
| 482 - Crimson Jihad | neuter |
| 476 - HabFan3075 | therumourgod |
| | Record | User |
|---|
| Fewest Goals Against | 85 - Danny Boy! | fisty |
| 113 - boise angels | sausagelips |
| 125 - the yarbs!! | sausagelips |