No need to make light of your stupidity by being even more absurd. Even though this last post was meant to be that.
I just think anyone telling me I need help while failing to realize how stupid a person is that says that I need help when they have posted over 56000 times. Just think if you could get back the time you blew by not posting 50000 of those. If you spend only ten seconds on each message (not a stretch by looking at your "calibre" of work) that would be almost 6 full days of your life back. Just think of how many people you could have supersized through your drive-thru window and how many more opportunities you could disappoint Mommy. Don't worry there would still be time for a few intimate encounters with your bottle of lubriderm, Mom's credit card, internet porn, and your callous-filled hand. Then once you are done you could spend the last five minutes attaching the toe clip to your shotgun so your blood could go somewhere more productive, like anywhere not in your body.