Team Rosters
Copernicus - Chris Paul, Draymond Green, Zach LaVine, Marcus Camby, Alonzo Mourning, Zion Williamson, Jarrett Allen – I like this team but am troubled by inefficient spending that left me a smidge north of 20,000 minutes and that’s all I will say about my own squad
Sappy - Wilt Chamberlain, Steve Nash, Klay Thompson, Andrei Kirilenko, Derrick Favors, Paul Millsap, Mitchell Robinson – some good parts, good efg, a little bit of everything but doesn’t feel like a 52m team – falls into the age-old trap of picking The Stilt and still coming up short on the boards? These new kids, this Mitchell this Favors kid? What do they do? They shoot real good but do they know how to play the ball game in the classic style? Do they rebound even? WIlt gives you a 3rd of what you need, the other 4 guys just have to come up with the other 2 - what is 4 guys divided by 2/3s? it is not too much, it is not difficult
Hoopsdude - Giannis, Bob McAdoo, Donyell Marshall, Delon Wright, Andre Iguodala, Jon Barry, Thomas Bryant – similar to above: some good pieces but at this cap shouldn’t there be more punch (esp. since Johnny is likely only good for 30mpg)? Some D, Some 3 but at this cap, I need you to pour Everclear on my head and light me on fire – I’m just not feeling the burn - this one is only lukewarm , only 10,000 scovilles
redbooda - Nikola Jokic, Shawn Marion, Domantas Sabonis, Enes Kanter, Jamaal Murray, Jeff Hornacek, Andre Miller – I mean who cares about defense anyway? This squad will probably go on to inspire a children’s book called The Loneliest Little Matrix about a young boy named Shawn who always finds himself alone on one end of the schoolyard while all his friends are standing over there on the other end with that friendly elderly fellow that everyone calls "The Professor' only it turns out that the professor doesn't really work at the school and supposedly he has a restraining order so maybe he shouldn't even be there.
mikee1 - Stephen Curry, Shawn Kemp, Tyson Chandler, Walt Frazier, Shai Gilgeous-Alexander, Eric Moreland, Marvin Bagley – some jagged edges here, nice blend of O and D, and inside and outside but kind of incomplete I think – is Bagley a small forward? Who is the small forward? – I see 4 starters and some bench players – did someone take all your money? Were you accosted? Someone stole your small forward, didn't they? You can tell us
jackedjamie - Michael Jordan, Dikembe Mutombo, Andre Drummond, Chris Boucher, Mikal Bridges, Jason Terry, Cameron Payne – I mean defense and scoring and some 3-point shooting and rebounding or whatever? I feel like you’re not even trying, so vanilla, so last Tuesday – I give it a 5 out of 7, that’s like 71% - I’m really good at math
8/22/2021 11:17 PM (edited)