"What's in a name? that which we call [B.J. Upton Stinks] By any other name would smell [like an outhouse on a summer day]."
William Shakespeare - Romeo and Juliet
My team will have 2014 B.J. Upton Stinks, and he MUST have 600 PA for my team to be eligible for the playoffs. Every other player must have a last name starting with B, J, U, P, T, O, or N. No clones unless I want to clone B.J. Upton Stinks (which I do not).
My other idea was to have a roster limited to players who share a first name with one of my three sons, but their names are Greg, Walter, Albert, Stan, Babe, Ted, Mickey, Addie, Pedro, Dennis, Craig, Ozzie, Chipper, Nap, Lou and Bob. You guys might have thought I was trying to pull a fast one.