Since Kermit is making up rules to try to block me from taking over his beloved Milwaukee, I will instead be moving my franchise to the moon. There was indeed a franchise on the moon in 1969 that the government has tried to hide from the American public, but I have uncovered those documents and the truth will now be known. I realize that the moon stadium will give up far more homers than the other stadiums, but I will build my team accordingly and the rest of you will all be crushed by our moon might.