Shlog was happy after having just moved to GDville. It was the town of his dreams, with whiny little douchebags and people named Jibe abounded. However, he was not expecting that his new arrival would draw the attention of the mafia. And so, while mowing his hard a few days after moving in, it happened. His lawn mower stalled, and he stuck his hand under to investigate. He found something jamming the blades. Unfortunately for Shlog, it was a death trap. He went to his garage to get his toolbox... And got shot in the face by the waiting mafia.
SHLOG IS DEAD, SITEMAILS ARE ALLOWED. DAY 1 BEGINS NOW.