Zubin ! That's pretty crude humor man. Sigh.
Ok, having expressed my obligatory rolling of the eyes at this, let's run with it. A few stadium named might lend themselves to the um...theme here.
Wrigley Field ?
Candlestick Park ?
The Kingdome ?
The Astrodome ?
Olympic Stadium (this one's a sleeper as it has the --- sorry Pisa - highest leaning tower in the world)
Tiger Stadium (ahem)
The Hump-phrey Metro-dome (this might be our winner as it has at least two double entrendres)
Minute Maid Park
Petco of course
And hopefully anything that happens regarding this team will be Safe-co.
And what, no Dickey Thon ?