I'm going to bring this thread back from the dead for this guy.
Since he was drafted, everybody has wanted Hi Person. He was passed around a few times, finally he became a throw-in in a trade of mine, and there is no way i'm getting rid of him. I'll promote him to the majors if I have to, I can't let him retire. http://whatifsports.com/HBD/Pages/Popups/PlayerProfile.aspx?pid=3656832
Also, i've had a Randy Mailman, Shooter Cannon, and Richard Wang. Bonk Tunkel was sitting around waiting to get picked up in free agency for several seasons, and then decided to retire. There also seems to be an enormous amount of Blades in Dimaggio.